Trapped in a freezer with cannibals, whores, porn and other things you hope your Mom doesn’t read

24 Apr

I’m kinda working on some site updates, just little tweaks because my blog has had the same look for approximately 2 months, and Lord knows I can’t leave well enough alone. Fair warning though, I suck at coding and stuff so you visit and it’s broken, don’t freak out. I’ll eventually figure out how to fix it.

Anyway, so I’m out looking for cool ideas to pirate, and I found a “rate your blog” thingy. So I rated mine, and this is what I got:

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words: crap (8x), porn (7x), retard (6x), whore (5x), hell (4x), ass (3x), murder (2x), hurt (1x)

And that was just a sampling of the first page. Surprising thought that hurt and murder are naughty words and fuck isn’t (used 14 times on the front page). Looking at those words make me sound like some wacked out psycho with an affinity for porn and retarded whores… or something equally as disturbing. And you thought this was a mommy blog.

Also, incidently, in case you were interested, I can survive for 9 hours trapped in a freezer and if a cannibal ate me I would taste like undercooked fish. Nice to know I guess…in case I ever get trapped in a freezer with a cannibal.

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